The biography of me- Langston Lai aka 2nd brother of the old family.

Hi guys! my name is Langston Lai Yan Ting. Im the 2nd son of my 90+ dad. I have a very charming elder brother ( Toh Jin Hong)and a useless younger brother (Goh Beng Fong). This post will tell you more about myself!


People say im always a happy pill and not camera shy at all! The pose speaks for it !

When i was young, i met an accident. i tripped over a lump of shit (which resembles me) and fell, my 2 front teeths sink into another lump of fats ( could be my 3rd brother's leg or tummy im not sure). From that day onwards, theres a huge teeth gap between my two front teeths. As shown here:

Zoom in for a closer look or you can find it at the upcoming photos. !

I tried many different ways to seal up the gap, i even tried using dog's poo.. but it was always to no avail ]:

Dog-poo and poo in action !!

After the fall, i was semi-brainless. i started doing stupid things cause i cant control my limbs. But despite this huge setback i was still very hardworking.

Nonetheless, my results were still as sucky as me, dad advised me to quit schooling and go to look for a job as all his cpf and expenses were used up feeding 3rd bro and buying his anti aging pills.

People said i was energetic, so i sign up as an acrobatic instructor.

Star-jump!

My interest as an acrobatic instructor faded off despite an overwelming response mainly from peole with opaque vision.

Till then, i was curious how the modelling industry works, so to curb this curiousity, i signed up as a part time model.

Singapore's Next Top Model.

People even say i have the looks of korean superstar! heres some of them! do you think i have what it takes? im sure its within me!

See? Theres much resemblance!

I was spotted by a renowned director, he said i will make it BIG in hollywood and offered me some roles! and here are my upcoming movies!

Charlie's Disgusting Angel

and next year's blockbuster, HOUSEBUNNY 2 !

Thats when i was young...i must say ive accomplished quite a handful of things and im satisfied. I also discovered that acting as an idiot is my forte !

Look at my charming smile [[[[:

However, age had caught up with me. i cant do much now. But after these 50 yrs of hard work, i think im the most capable son of the whole family.

Look dad ! im coming after you, i think i look rather old here.

Alright. thats the end of my short biography. Hope you guys enjoyed reading it !