The biography of me- Langston Lai aka 2nd brother of the old family.

Hi guys! my name is Langston Lai Yan Ting. Im the 2nd son of my 90+ dad. I have a very charming elder brother ( Toh Jin Hong)and a useless younger brother (Goh Beng Fong). This post will tell you more about myself!


People say im always a happy pill and not camera shy at all! The pose speaks for it !

When i was young, i met an accident. i tripped over a lump of shit (which resembles me) and fell, my 2 front teeths sink into another lump of fats ( could be my 3rd brother's leg or tummy im not sure). From that day onwards, theres a huge teeth gap between my two front teeths. As shown here:

Zoom in for a closer look or you can find it at the upcoming photos. !

I tried many different ways to seal up the gap, i even tried using dog's poo.. but it was always to no avail ]:

Dog-poo and poo in action !!

After the fall, i was semi-brainless. i started doing stupid things cause i cant control my limbs. But despite this huge setback i was still very hardworking.

Nonetheless, my results were still as sucky as me, dad advised me to quit schooling and go to look for a job as all his cpf and expenses were used up feeding 3rd bro and buying his anti aging pills.

People said i was energetic, so i sign up as an acrobatic instructor.

Star-jump!

My interest as an acrobatic instructor faded off despite an overwelming response mainly from peole with opaque vision.

Till then, i was curious how the modelling industry works, so to curb this curiousity, i signed up as a part time model.

Singapore's Next Top Model.

People even say i have the looks of korean superstar! heres some of them! do you think i have what it takes? im sure its within me!

See? Theres much resemblance!

I was spotted by a renowned director, he said i will make it BIG in hollywood and offered me some roles! and here are my upcoming movies!

Charlie's Disgusting Angel

and next year's blockbuster, HOUSEBUNNY 2 !

Thats when i was young...i must say ive accomplished quite a handful of things and im satisfied. I also discovered that acting as an idiot is my forte !

Look at my charming smile [[[[:

However, age had caught up with me. i cant do much now. But after these 50 yrs of hard work, i think im the most capable son of the whole family.

Look dad ! im coming after you, i think i look rather old here.

Alright. thats the end of my short biography. Hope you guys enjoyed reading it !

Chapter 1- Wannabes

The previous entry was a gesture made by my big bro, TJH, to express his love for our third bro, aka the break dancer! Awww, that's so sweet of him. 

Anyway! Due to the overwhelming responses that I've received, this would be another entry I'll blog on before my enthusiasm dies off. It'll be on the WANNABES in this happyfamily! (:

First up!! We have....Jay Chou wannabe! 

When my dad was young, he has always wanted to be a talented and suave guy like jay, but unfortunately, you see what has become of him..

My third bro being a chio buz wannabe! 

Check out that middle finger! Even the real chio buz in the picture can't stand the sight of my bro and revealed her most forthright feelings about him sia. Hahah! Don't be too sad bro, we'll stand by you.. (:

As the saying goes, "Like father, like son". Our family just likes the idea of eating disgusting food and getting our teeth stuck in the swamp of hard corns.

Warning!! 

The next picture you're about to see might lead to a serious problem of indigestion and may even cause blindness. Parental guidance is strongly advised!!

ONLY PEOPLE WITH STRONG MENTALITY AND HEALTH CAN VIEW THIS PICTURE.

Angel wannabe!(with his sparkling and innocent eyes) Haha!

My dad's attempt to be Charlie Chaplin wannabe!

Quite cool right?! Friendster pic pic la.

Before I end this entry, I would like to present you guys the hottiest Ah LiANxXx PiCtUrEzZ of the year WorxXxXx...

Miee CuTe MuAhs?! LubBbxX Euu 4eVa WorXxX.

PRiSs Meix Meix SigniNg OfF Le WorxX. 

Happy Family!

SAY YOOOOO!


hello guys, this is a full portrait of our happy family. Look at our hiphop useless brother posing as a b-boy! He tried break-dancing on one of the streets in china by doing two full somersots roll and. . . . ended with a broken leg. Speedy recovery pigsy!!!!

The wind is so strong we couldnt stand straight, but....No matter how strong the wind blows, our love for one another wil not go. yucks disgusting like shit.

Introduction

Hello. This is a blog set up to express our heartfelt gratitude to our father, Wayne Chiam Dao Chen, in his efforts for bringing up his three beloved sons alone. Apparently, our mom died of heart attack after realising that our dad is aging at such an amazing speed. It is a damn touching love story, but life still has to go on...

Allow me to introduce the old, aged, senior, ancient(the list goes on..) daddy of ours!

By the way, this is my dad's favourite. He will be doing this every morning with some other of his friends who have just gotten their CPF. Haha!

Oh man! My dad is having problems with his fake teeth again! This is like the 6th time we are getting him a new set of jaw! Stop eating hard and black corn, will you?!? 

Stay tuned for more actions!